I dip my joystick into vodka
BOOZERS across the world love the taste of vodka.
But South African man Sboniso Mtshali has his own use for the Russian drink!When he’s about to have se_x, HE GIVES SOME TO HIS joystick!!
The 36-year-old from Meadowlands zone 11, Soweto told Daily Sun : “It performs well when it’s drunk. I pour the vodka in a glass and put my joystick in it for a while.
“After my man_hood has had a drink, I can last up to two hours in bed.”
He said while other people were buying vodka to get drunk, he used it to boost his se_xual performance.
“I don’t know if there will be consequences at a later stage but for now the vodka does wonders for me and I will continue using it,” said Sboniso.
He said sometimes he just rubbed some vodka on his 4-5 as dipping it into a full cup was wasteful.
“I was told this strategy by a friend of mine. He had a lot of women after him and I became curious so I asked him how he kept up.”
Sboniso said his friend told him the secret of his popularity with women.
“I wanted to be like him, not to get girls, but to satisfy my wife of four years. She was complaining about the short time we were lasting in bed.”
Sboniso said he started giving his 4-5 vodka a year ago and his wife had been happy since then. He believes men should do everything possible to keep their women happy.
“If you have to get your joystick drunk to make her happy, do it,” he said.
Sboniso said often men were the reason their women cheated.
“If you don’t give her what she needs, she will go out to look for it. Rather get your joystick drunk to keep her happy than lose her.”
His wife Jostina said: “He’s a giant in bed indeed. Thank you, vodka!”
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